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作者: pyh6c06b    時間: 11-7-16 07:54 PM     標題: 老爸的英文情書 (冏....好可怕的英文)

老爸一直以追到有校花之稱的老媽而自豪,
但每次講到擄獲老媽芳心的致命關鍵的一封英文情書,
老媽都笑的前俯後仰,經過我們一再催逼,
老媽終於拿出老爸當年寫給她的情書,
看了真的是OH!MY GOD!很有一套喔!


Dear wang little sister:

From see you one eye, I shit love you.
Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live.
Your eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again.
Maybe you do not remember me, no matter.
When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock.
I think l should introduce myself to you.
I call Li big great. Toyear 25
My home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD.
I am a good man, in a big company work.
I do early fuck every day, so that I can have strong body to
protect
you.
Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to
be a
monk,
and find a place where many monks live in to over my life;

Like Your people
作者: lovefj86    時間: 11-7-16 07:58 PM

thank for share
作者: ektv    時間: 11-7-17 12:44 PM

Thanks for sharing
作者: raymondmth    時間: 11-7-17 01:25 PM

多謝樓主的分享
作者: -;小丸子`    時間: 11-7-20 01:06 PM

睇到第7行已經唔想睇+睇唔明= =
作者: michael525    時間: 11-7-20 01:25 PM

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作者: ×葉仔×    時間: 11-7-20 03:27 PM

I do early fuck every day
作者: fcheng    時間: 11-8-7 12:24 AM

樓主果然係高手....
作者: z31099296    時間: 11-8-9 03:12 AM


作者: eggeggg    時間: 11-8-9 12:58 PM

唔識英文+字海唔想睇
作者: 凸唯而出    時間: 11-8-9 02:21 PM

已閱
作者: 雪子秀    時間: 11-8-9 02:24 PM

樓主的英文情信,居然這麼好笑,還是錯漏百出那篇。
作者: 豆子    時間: 11-8-9 02:34 PM

你爸爸好強...E招係吸引女仔用...
如果用好靚既字/詞
一點錯都冇既會令女仔覺得好勁會唔敢回信~

而佢用錯既文法令到女仔笑
令女仔笑就已經好強(仲要係滑稽幽默,唔係純粹搞笑

不過I die again and again真係
作者: san970520    時間: 11-8-9 06:56 PM

多謝樓主的分享
作者: chol06p02    時間: 11-8-9 10:04 PM

多謝分享!!




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