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標題: 太悶打左6百幾字出泥發下火,有d粗口唔好介意! [打印本頁]

作者: brttbrtt000 時間: 11-7-29 06:12 PM 標題: 太悶打左6百幾字出泥發下火,有d粗口唔好介意!

唉,又到左一年入邊最長既假期,點解永遠呢D時候,只能夠係屋企做一排半宅男,又或者出網吧,生活永遠離唔開電腦,真係好想有一個刺激驚險既假期,不過諗都唔好諗,你估多啦A夢呀,一講就有,唉,刺激只能夠係睇卡通入邊得泥,點解人生長長,好好地個幾月要白白低痴咁度過呢,你老未我真係好想去尹拉克打仗, 令支槍沖出去殺得幾爽,死左就拜尻拜唔洗煩,點解人生可以
咁悶,果d真正宅男又係點樣過佢呢個慢長既假期,真係好想同佢地請教下,倒低佢地個腦係裝乜春,點解可以咁撚白痴日日打機都唔悶,依家我日日做既野都不外附:[發白日夢,吃飯,打機,訓
教,出街吃早餐,間中出網吧]點樣算呀,唔通真係咁樣晒左一個假期?遠古人都識講時間就是金錢,我一分一秒係到晒錢。唉,有咩野做,人一世物一世咩都要試下呢句野唔知邊撚個尻頭講出
泥,試?我試你老母咩,香港地試咩都比人拉,你當街吊尻特首又比人話神經病拉你入青山,支持國民黨又話比共産黨吊到仆街,走上成市論壇同d老野鬥低能果d中學生又係冇野做得閒果頭,
吊你老尾打機又比小學雞軍團玩晒,上論壇諗住同人吹下水又比d搶錢黨屈尻你買個乜春尊貴會員先可以無限講野,吊你老母早兩日走出街仲比d咩長老捉撚住我講耶蘇講撚左我兩個幾鐘,
我買飯咋大佬,最撚嬲係聽完佢講野仲比本咩撚野耶蘇愛世人經比我拎去睇,咁我冇野做咪睇下囉,睇撚左唔夠幾頁,夜晚打機輸撚左港幣兩百幾蚊,你老尾耶蘇食錢仲食得勁撚過黑橘。根住
好啦,打風啦,仲諗住一野洗淨塵,吊你老尾個風又打打下唔撚打,你估友誼波咩。唉算尻數唔撚講啦,廢尻撚事比人話我洗你地板,總之悶啦!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ 本帖最後由 brttbrtt000 於 11-7-29 06:26 PM 編輯 ]

作者: K.Y~勤 時間: 11-7-29 06:13 PM

唔想睇 sor

作者: 乂操你媽個B乂 時間: 11-7-29 06:14 PM

邊有600字

作者: brttbrtt000 時間: 11-7-29 06:16 PM

原帖由 乂操你媽個B乂 於 11-7-29 06:14 PM 發表
邊有600字

我按當前長度=1281字我係fb睇係686字你不如自己數~

作者: EX 時間: 11-7-29 06:18 PM

定多250...400字都比多你-.-

作者: 乂霸乂 時間: 11-7-29 06:19 PM

唔分行好難睇
唔睇88

作者: brttbrtt000 時間: 11-7-29 06:21 PM

原帖由 EX 於 11-7-29 06:18 PM 發表
定多250...400字都比多你-.-

400字都比多? 我自己數第一行都超過左50字多過400你切

作者: 1693 時間: 11-7-29 06:23 PM

用WORD數真係有6百幾字..

不過咁既排版真係唔多想睇

作者: 月聖神靈 時間: 11-7-29 06:27 PM

勁似潮文

作者: Taylor_Swift 時間: 11-7-29 07:09 PM

屌,450字到之嘛

作者: wongkits1997 時間: 11-7-29 07:20 PM

同樓主排版先

..............

唉,又到左一年入邊最長既假期,點解永遠呢D時候,只能夠係屋企做一排半宅男,又或者出網吧,生活永遠離唔開電腦,真係好想有一個刺激驚險既假期,

不過諗都唔好諗,你估多啦A夢呀,一講就有,唉,刺激只能夠係睇卡通入邊得泥,點解人生長長,好好地個幾月要白白低痴咁度過呢,你老未我真係好想去尹拉克打仗, 令支槍沖出去殺得幾爽,死左就拜尻拜唔洗煩,

點解人生可以咁悶,果d真正宅男又係點樣過佢呢個慢長既假期,真係好想同佢地請教下,倒低佢地個腦係
裝乜春,點解可以咁撚白痴日日打機都唔悶,依家我日日做既野都不外附:[發白日夢,吃飯,打機,訓教,出街
吃早餐,間中出網吧]點樣算呀,唔通真係咁樣晒左一個假期?遠古人都識講時間就是金錢,我一分一秒係到晒錢。

唉,有咩野做,人一世物一世咩都要試下呢句野唔知邊撚個尻頭講出泥,試?我試你老母咩,香港地試咩都比人拉,你當街吊尻特首又比人話神經病拉你入青山,支持國民黨又話比共産黨吊到仆街,走上成市論壇同d老野鬥低能果d中學生又係冇野做得閒果頭,吊你老尾打機又比小學雞軍團玩晒,上論壇諗住同人吹下水又比d搶錢黨屈尻你買個乜春尊貴會員先可以無限講野,

吊你老母早兩日走出街仲比d咩長老捉撚住我講耶蘇講撚左我兩個幾鐘,我買飯咋大佬,最撚嬲係聽完佢講野仲比本咩撚野耶蘇愛世人經比我拎去睇,咁我冇野做咪睇下囉,睇撚左唔夠幾頁,夜晚打機輸撚左港幣兩百幾蚊,你老尾耶蘇食錢仲食得勁撚過黑橘。根住好啦,打風啦,仲諗住一野洗淨塵,吊你老尾個風又打打下唔撚打,你估友誼波咩。唉算尻數唔撚講啦,廢尻撚事比人話我洗你地板,總之悶啦!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

作者: 狂野的祖兒 時間: 11-7-29 07:28 PM

我相信你打中文好快!

作者: ~不問世事~ 時間: 11-7-29 07:31 PM

我睇完最後唔知你想點

作者: 〝Ex喵﹑ 時間: 11-7-29 07:33 PM

那個嘛...
毒化人.訓覺.食雪糕.睇新番.聽歌.玩gal game.睇小說
呢啲野夠我玩成個暑假

作者: 258745 時間: 11-7-29 07:36 PM

潮文feel

作者: Alanvs2009 時間: 11-7-29 08:10 PM

原帖由 〝Ex喵﹑ 於 11-7-29 07:33 PM 發表
那個嘛...
毒化人.訓覺.食雪糕.睇新番.聽歌.玩gal game.睇小說
呢啲野夠我玩成個暑假

真係毒到呢........

我日日都係玩電腦and吉他

作者: ivan1138 時間: 11-7-29 08:13 PM

咩叫白白低痴??

作者: 〝Ex喵﹑ 時間: 11-7-29 08:57 PM

原帖由 Alanvs2009 於 11-7-29 08:10 PM 發表

真係毒到呢........

我日日都係玩電腦and吉他

吉他好貴
買呢啲不如買多幾本小說

作者: Ch!xD 時間: 11-7-29 08:58 PM

原帖由 〝Ex喵﹑ 於 11-7-29 08:57 PM 發表

吉他好貴
買呢啲不如買多幾本小說

真爛撚到呢

作者: 1杯茶;] 時間: 11-7-29 08:58 PM

原帖由 brttbrtt000 於 11-7-29 06:12 PM 發表
唉,又到左一年入邊最長既假期,點解永遠呢D時候,只能夠係屋企做一排半宅男,又或者出網吧,生活永遠離唔開電腦,真係好想有一個刺激驚險既假期,不過諗都唔好諗,你估多啦A夢呀,一講就有,唉,刺激只能夠係睇卡通入邊得泥,點 ...

你認為世界冇落?

作者: yck22006 時間: 11-7-29 10:34 PM

你話點解人生可以咁悶
你唔可以怪暑期,你只可以怪自己,你只不過選擇唔做D有意義既事
宜家年代既學生思想真係有問題,成日都係到怨天尤人,從來唔會想下自己有咩問題
下一代既香港靠你地?真係唔知點算喇!

[ 本帖最後由 yck22006 於 11-7-29 10:39 PM 編輯 ]

作者: brttbrtt000 時間: 11-7-29 10:51 PM

有意義既野!?指扶阿婆過馬路定走去叫人比錢買旗? 周街咁多阿婆比你扶?香港人心地咁好@@?

定走去老人阮做義工?d阿伯阿婆咪都係:[哇,後生仔,你咁好人屎架!!] 意義<-真係冇

為左聽佢地一聲多謝!? 算啦,我唔講啦!

作者: 校園默示錄 時間: 11-7-29 10:54 PM

多字唔緊要!咁多咁撚細睇盲人咩大佬!

作者: ~九刈草~ 時間: 11-7-29 10:55 PM

600字比預期中少

作者: 吾生有涯 時間: 11-7-29 11:14 PM

屌...成篇野唔分段

作者: san970520 時間: 11-7-29 11:17 PM

你老未我真係好想去尹拉克打仗
想去咪去><

作者: Alanvs2009 時間: 11-7-30 07:41 AM

原帖由 〝Ex喵﹑ 於 11-7-29 08:57 PM 發表

吉他好貴
買呢啲不如買多幾本小說

平吉他350蚊有找

同埋小說你睇完,之後本野就冇用,

而吉他你可以自學新歌,比小說多返樂趣

作者: ~鬼兒~ 時間: 11-7-30 07:50 AM

唔計標點 555 字

打得多標點唔等於多字

作者: 小霞 時間: 11-7-30 08:03 AM

潮文feel

字海 - -

作者: yck22006 時間: 11-7-30 11:19 AM

原帖由 brttbrtt000 於 11-7-29 10:51 PM 發表
有意義既野!?指扶阿婆過馬路定走去叫人比錢買旗? 周街咁多阿婆比你扶?香港人心地咁好@@?

定走去老人阮做義工?d阿伯阿婆咪都係:[哇,後生仔,你咁好人屎架!!] 意義

你思想中既意義剩係得扶阿婆過馬路?
進修啊！學下音樂呢ｄ唔係有意義?同朋友出去行下山又可以當做運動又可以玩，
如果夠16歲再可以打下暑期工學下社會經驗，搵下錢自己洗
呢d唔係叫做有意義?唔通有意義就只係扶阿婆過馬路?你可以幼稚到連咩叫做有意義都唔識，
我相信去小學問ｄ學生都清楚過你咩叫有意義，你真係連小學生都不如，
你成世都玩你既有意義遊戲ｃｓｏ喇，仲有你唔好係cso版到話發現小學雞喇，你連小學雞都不如，仲有咩資格話人，
唔怪得２０００ｆｕｎ比人話小學雞論壇，就係多得你呢類連小學雞思維都不如既人，所以先比人睇唔起２０００ｆｕｎ
你覺得我有講錯既，你咪出黎反駁我囉，相比係我小學時期既思想都比你成熟
如果香港既新一代個個都似你一樣咁幼稚,香港遲早玩完,唉．．．．．．

[ 本帖最後由 yck22006 於 11-7-30 11:36 AM 編輯 ]

作者: 卍堅哥卍 時間: 11-7-30 11:40 AM

600字應該有

作者: Saint小健c 時間: 11-7-30 11:47 AM

原帖由 brttbrtt000 於 11-7-29 06:12 PM 發表
唉,又到左一年入邊最長既假期,點解永遠呢D時候,只能夠係屋企做一排半宅男,又或者出網吧,生活永遠離唔開電腦,真係好想有一個刺激驚險既假期,不過諗都唔好諗,你估多啦A夢呀,一講就有,唉,刺激只能夠係睇卡通入邊得泥,點 ...

我都係個假期好HEA
不過唯一就係可以打下拳

去搵D班報下啦

作者: 冰心冷刃 時間: 11-7-30 12:25 PM

轉成英語有600個字母

作者: Alanvs2009 時間: 11-7-30 12:29 PM

原帖由 冰心冷刃 於 11-7-30 12:25 PM 發表
轉成英語有600個字母
Oh, and to the left side into the longest year of both holidays, Why is it always when D, the Department can only do family survive a row of semi-otaku, or the Internet, ...

用咩轉

作者: 冰心冷刃 時間: 11-7-30 12:31 PM

原帖由 Alanvs2009 於 11-7-30 12:29 PM 發表

用咩轉

google

作者: Alanvs2009 時間: 11-7-30 12:43 PM

原帖由 冰心冷刃 於 11-7-30 12:31 PM 發表

google

一定文句不通

作者: 緋月☆星§ 時間: 11-7-30 12:48 PM

ha fucking ha

作者: Los．Angeles 時間: 11-7-30 01:17 PM

原帖由 Alanvs2009 於 11-7-29 08:10 PM 發表

真係毒到呢........

我日日都係玩電腦and吉他

吉他玩到幾耐/__\
練到我唔想練/__\

作者: Alanvs2009 時間: 11-7-30 01:45 PM

原帖由 Los．Angeles 於 11-7-30 01:17 PM 發表

吉他玩到幾耐/__\
練到我唔想練/__\

咁你咩都要由0開始啦

如果你唔係學佐字先,你會睇小說???

只要你吉他去到某個境界,你就可以自己搵歌彈,都幾好玩

作者: 麥艾克斯 時間: 11-7-30 03:11 PM

樓主你覺得你既不幸係"悶"
OK, 咁死左佢啦, 一了百了. 免得浪費資源

作者: ivan1138 時間: 11-7-30 03:25 PM 標題: 回復 33# 冰心冷刃的帖子

用Bing翻譯你扁英文先

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哦，和最長的一年兩個假期，左側的原因是它總是時 D、部只能做家庭生存一排半-宅男，或互聯網，生活從井永遠不會打開電腦，我真的想要刺激系統兩個冒險假期，但不是嘗試背誦背誦所有您估計朵拉 A 夢啊說，唉，刺激空氣卡通系可以只有進入側的泥，壽命長的解決方案點、幾個月正常低傻漢白花，你總是想要不帶我去果真如此賢穆巴拉克戰爭，所以來冷卻，殺了幾槍死亡左側崇拜崇拜無錫殘渣麻煩，可以為什麼就是生命
漢、噁心、宅男、真正水果 d 系牠漫長的緩慢的排水，在這兩個假期，我真的真的想諮詢與渠務署、低什麼大腦系統排水安裝的彈簧，甚至是玩電腦遊戲的韓白癡天麻花為什麼有噁心、根據家庭的一天，我做不外在基業： [白日夢、吃、玩電腦遊戲，培訓
教育、街道的早餐，偶爾出的網吧] 發現計數啊，真的像太陽一樣的吳塘大學西安離開度假嗎？古代人知道時間就是金錢，我綁在陽光下的分錢。好了，要做，我，我要試試它說 baa 野性的一面不知道頭，扭腰的事情有 Mieye
泥、嘗試嗎？我試著你母親 baa，比香港，試圖把你拉流浪的人，如果行政長官英幹神經病拉你到山上，以支援國民黨和共產黨的上方掛到普杰，進入城市論壇 d 老野生鬥爭與低高中學生比掛 baa d 妨擾事故處野生水果忙著做第一,
最後播放你總是掛比主雞兵團機播放太陽，吹我的同事論壇背誦過日子比 d 偷錢買什麼水-你方彎曲英幹的第一位知名人士春季野生無限的談話，坑你早兩天出街湧扭比活抓 d baa 長者的母親告訴我有關耶穌麻花留下我了兩個幾分鐘,
我買的午餐葉酋長，關於偵聽信道的野生湧系最扭風騷 baa 麻花比野生世界的耶穌的愛比我攜帶曲堤、韓 Mi 溶滋擾野生你好，好足夠的空氣撚左幾頁晚上玩電腦輸入的撚幾錢左的兩百香港美元您總是結束耶穌的錢吃食品方便湧了黑橙色扭。活根
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作者: Alanvs2009 時間: 11-7-30 03:36 PM

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唉,又到左一年入邊最長既假期,點解永遠呢D時候,只能夠係屋企做一排半宅男,又或者出網吧,生活永遠離唔開電腦,真係好想有一個刺激驚險既假期,不過諗都唔好諗,你估多啦A夢呀,一講就有,唉,刺激只能夠係睇卡通入邊得泥,點 ...

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