招夜鬼作文

tangkaki

My fuck best friend

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I have a fuck best friend. His name is XXX.
He is XX years old.
He live in XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX.
Him has a lot of family members.
his hobbies is very few, only do fitness and play computer game.
His part-time job is the family business.
Because his father open XXX shop in XXX XXX.
He need to help take care of canvas shop in evey day.

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He is a man of a sweet and soft temper, but looks grave and solemn. He sometimes appears very old and sometimes very young and bright, but he is always clever, courtesy, and vigilant. He is liked by all who know him.
And that, he is a learned man. He knows everything on League of Legends.
Moreover, his memory is extremely remarkable. He remembers whatever has happened on League of Legends. He is also a great League of Legends players.

屌 跟住作到咁樣 已經諗唔到點作落去....

求夜鬼幫手 跟住個前題(P1/P2)下 合理地作埋(P3/P4) 埋尾

P3/P4要求係:
Paragraph 3:(What do you usually do with him together in your spare time ?)
Paragraph 4:(Why do you like him? Give reasons.)

今天中午12點後就要交了 2XX字
所以此POST 中午12點就會收檔了

lee111

什麼英文的最討厭了

KA2837

點解第一句唔係...

I have fucked my best friend

?

KA2837

Paragraph 3:(What do you usually do with him together in your spare time ?)

I always doggy style with him.

Paragraph 4:(Why do you like him? Give reasons.)

He is one of those guys that you just like to fuck for fucks sake. He is an awesome fuck.

I like him because i like to fuck him hard.

大概係咁啦~ 你自己再加鹽加醋就得喇~

hipkpk231

KA2837 發表於 12-10-22 03:46 AM
點解第一句唔係...

I have fucked my best friend

意思係咪
我有屌左既好友

狄易達Di2da

咁唔通順既

KA2837

hipkpk231 發表於 12-10-22 08:45 AM
意思係咪
我有屌左既好友

我屌咗我嘅好友